The Trix Rabbit.

Why doesn't that freaking rabbit get Trix from those children? They've never given us a story...This is the untold story. So, one day there was a rabbit who just got done with his morning lines. He decided to hop upon his trusted dragon named Lysol [creative, right?] and maybe pick up some milk and maybe even some Trix <- the only thing that makes him happy, but on his way he needed to take care of something. So, while the Trix Rabbit [I don't think he HAS a name] was flying over the mountains and villages, he decided to terrorize some local hooligans, which he would soon find out would be his worst enemies. After graffiti-ing some building with some harmless things like "PEOPLE SUCK, RABBITS R KOOL yeah, i put a K, so I seem edgy" Lysol went crazy, he murdered the children's families, forcing them to watch. The children devised a plan to get adopted by the rabbit, it was super clever and worked. The kids found out the things he loved and the things he feared. The kids and the rabbit became friends, then one day, in the yard was an army of garden gnomes, strategically placed. The rabbit was terrified of garden gnomes and strategically placed items, on the other side of this organized crowd was a cold bowl of Trix, slightly soggy, the Rabbit's only source of happiness. Not only did he have to get over the gnomes, the Trix were on a conveyor belt, slowly going towards a pool of moldy chocolate easter bunnies... The Rabbit developed a quick hatred for those kids and kicked them out, after they burned the gnomes and their strategic planning. They got a home with their next door neighbor, a nice old lady anteater. Now, those kids get Trix every morning, while that Rabbit and his dragon are destined to suffer. THE END Thank you.